Carla Ulbrich

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What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone 02:04 Tools
That's Alright Now Mama 02:32 Tools
Please Do Something Stupid 03:47 Tools
What If Your Butt Was Gone 02:31 Tools
Wolf 03:37 Tools
Boy Wonder 04:27 Tools
Cascade 02:32 Tools
The Teachers of Clempson 03:02 Tools
Duet With a Klingon 01:48 Tools
I Have to Kill You Now 03:30 Tools
The Wedgie 02:14 Tools
Nothing to Say 03:29 Tools
It Reminds Me of You 03:45 Tools
A Name is a Name is a Name 03:13 Tools
Therapy Works 02:58 Tools
Toasted Chicken Sandwich 03:49 Tools
Sittin' In the Waiting Room 02:51 Tools
(I'm a) Specialist 02:44 Tools
If I Had The Copyright On The Word F*** 02:22 Tools
Zipadeedoodah 01:33 Tools
Would You Rather Be Paid 02:50 Tools
Prednisone 01:40 Tools
Kelson Says Hi 00:37 Tools
National A**hole Directory 01:49 Tools
Not Your Jesus 03:48 Tools
Love Connection 03:21 Tools
Patient 2946065 03:45 Tools
The Force Is the Force 00:48 Tools
On The Commode Again 02:15 Tools
What If You Girlfriend Was Gone 02:04 Tools
a bonus 01:19 Tools
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone (Live) 01:03 Tools
Love to Learn 03:50 Tools
The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs 03:49 Tools
Candy and Gum 04:49 Tools
(Happy To Be) Stuck By You 04:49 Tools
The Colon 01:37 Tools
Little Brown Jug 00:50 Tools
How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story) 02:30 Tools
I Got Tremors 00:50 Tools
(I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs 02:07 Tools
If I Had the Copyright (The F word song) - Live/ uncensored 02:27 Tools
Swamp Thing 01:40 Tools
Not So Hidden Track 00:53 Tools
How to Build a Log Cabin (For Dummies) 02:30 Tools
The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song) 03:49 Tools
A Name Is a Name (My Name Is Carla) 03:13 Tools
Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs 02:27 Tools
A Name Is A Name (My Name Is Carla) (Live) 05:24 Tools
I Have To Kill You Now (Live) 04:08 Tools
We Don't Need a WalMart 02:02 Tools
Scrambled Eggs 01:13 Tools
Blooper 00:53 Tools
If I Had the Copyright (The F word song Live/ uncensored) 02:27 Tools
If I Had the Copyright 02:39 Tools
That's Alright Now 02:33 Tools
The Scooter Store 01:28 Tools
Therapy Works (Live) 04:03 Tools
Dating For Dummies 00:56 Tools
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah 01:33 Tools
Joe's Ex-Girlfriends 00:39 Tools
Not-So-Hidden Track 02:27 Tools
Bad Song Ideas 03:29 Tools
Tombstones 00:53 Tools
If I Had The Copyright (Sound Effects Version) 02:07 Tools
Aunt Flow Rag 03:34 Tools
Big Hit Medley 03:33 Tools
Let It Go 01:08 Tools
North vs. South... Carolina 02:08 Tools
Ragnarok 03:34 Tools
Man Pants 03:34 Tools
It's Never Polite To Ask a Girl How Old She Is 01:46 Tools
How To Become a Folksinger 02:08 Tools
Cascade (instr.) 02:08 Tools
One Good Song 00:39 Tools
My Love Is... 02:15 Tools
Totally Average Woman 00:00 Tools
Dr Pepper 02:48 Tools
Would You Rather Be Paid (Live) 05:30 Tools
Me Neither 00:39 Tools
Open the Car Door 03:34 Tools
What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone (twang Version) 03:34 Tools
Put it On the List 00:00 Tools
School Cafeteria 01:54 Tools
Break Away 02:48 Tools
Gotta Start Smokin' 02:48 Tools
Love Connection - jazz version 04:22 Tools
If I Did It 03:34 Tools
Dr. Demento 00:38 Tools
Words Or Music First? 01:13 Tools
That's Alright Now Mama (instr.) 02:32 Tools
The Guy Who Changes The Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song) (Live) 03:34 Tools
Cheek to Cheek 02:48 Tools
We Don't Need a WalMart (feat. Bob Malone) 03:34 Tools
I Hope You're Happy 03:34 Tools
Swamp Thing by Carla Ulbrich 03:34 Tools
Needless Dissection 03:34 Tools
If I Had the Copyright (The F Word Song) - Live/ Bleeped 03:34 Tools
W is listening 02:48 Tools
Dr. Pepper 02:48 Tools
Making Gramma Laugh 03:34 Tools
The nth Day of Xmas 00:00 Tools
Toasted Chicken Sandwich (live) 02:48 Tools
If You're Goin' to China 02:48 Tools
Coffee Enemas 02:48 Tools
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Carla Ulbrich is an American singer-songwriter and guitarist from Clemson, South Carolina and currently living in New Jersey in the cute little town of Exit 10. Most of Ulbrich's pieces are of a humorous nature, reflecting on human life. A self-proclaimed ambassador for forgotten song topics, she has written songs about unappreciated elements, such as The Guy Who Changes the Lightbulbs (Changes Everything), Nothing to Say, Prednisone and The Wedgie. Her album Sick Humor deals with her real-life recovery from multiple strokes and kidney failure in 2002. Her song If I Had the Copyright was featured in the documentary F*ck, released November 2006 and directed by Steve Anderson. As Ulbrich has many parody and novelty songs in her repertoire, she is featured regularly on the Dr. Demento Radio Show and SiriusXM's Laugh USA Channel. She also won Novelty Song of the Year in 2006 at the Just Plain Folks awards for her piece What If Your Butt was Gone. In late 2015, Carla released her 6th CD, "Totally Average Woman," a collection of entirely humorous songs- half parody, half original. Her book, "How Can you Not Laugh at a Time Like This?," a collection of humorous essays about her experiences as "The Singing Patient," published by Tell Me Press (2011), is available at Amazon.com and a handful of bookstores. Ulbrich's official website can be found at www.carlau.com. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.