L:Ron:Harald

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Langs i Køffenhaun 03:41 Tools
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E Puch Maxi Sang 02:42 Tools
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Synnejysk mæste 02:17 Tools
Sidste Nat E Klokk 3 02:24 Tools
Mojn 03:00 Tools
Sække de fee smæk 03:47 Tools
Luder 1 00:39 Tools
E Bonderæu æ Løs 00:52 Tools
Smashhits Å Småpiche 05:21 Tools
Hvavedoda?! 03:44 Tools
Harald Te Enkebal 03:52 Tools
Luder 2 00:34 Tools
Hestepik 05:20 Tools
e fisseprofessor 03:02 Tools
Ballade 04:05 Tools
E mann gee amok 01:02 Tools
Kom Te E Ø 04:05 Tools
Gips O Æ Lømmel 00:40 Tools
Svampe I E Hoi 03:51 Tools
Fuldstændich wild 00:23 Tools
Nei Te Zanzibar 02:18 Tools
Åh Connie 04:01 Tools
Statsministe 03:37 Tools
Langs Mæ E Spritte 02:04 Tools
Nei o Kedde 02:18 Tools
Dø piratsvin 00:57 Tools
Søjde Kom Å Præu 04:11 Tools
Roit Æ Slem 04:33 Tools
Skal Vi Slås Din Sæk 01:50 Tools
Dyresex 02:46 Tools
E Genfårening 04:33 Tools
Sinnegas 01:50 Tools
E Tyske 03:22 Tools
Æ' Fannme Kanon 03:25 Tools
Kadett Part II 03:24 Tools
Brænne Dæk 02:47 Tools
Intro 00:33 Tools
Halbal 03:24 Tools
Magge i e hoi part II 00:33 Tools
Tåren På Min Kind 04:13 Tools
Gangsta Shit 03:29 Tools
Viste - Ha! Ha! 01:12 Tools
Traktortræk 00:49 Tools
Gi' Vos Nau Papie 03:32 Tools
E Mafioso 02:57 Tools
Vi Drikke Ceres 02:56 Tools
Lissom Al Capone 03:30 Tools
Synk E Klat 00:50 Tools
Vi Drikker Ceres 00:51 Tools
Magge i e hoi 04:00 Tools
Kritik 03:26 Tools
Fræ Kyst Te Kyst 02:17 Tools
Los hooligans 05:08 Tools
Fie gangste i jen Opel 04:28 Tools
harald på lokum 04:28 Tools
Interluder 02:17 Tools
Fra Kyst Te Kyst 06:03 Tools
Harald E Mann 02:17 Tools
harald på lokum 2 00:31 Tools
harald på lokum 3 00:31 Tools
båtnakke 00:31 Tools
Alarm 00:31 Tools
Hop Rundt 03:19 Tools
Kadett2008 Power Remake 03:19 Tools
Connie 04:19 Tools
synnebronx 03:36 Tools
Den Grønne Habit 03:36 Tools
de ni på fri fod 04:36 Tools
hip hop forrædderne 03:05 Tools
damesko 02:54 Tools
puch maxi 2008 power remake 03:25 Tools
alsniggah 03:06 Tools
Æ Fra Jylland 03:30 Tools
midde blywe 90 01:20 Tools
Ska Vi Slås, Din Sæk! 03:06 Tools
Noget Du Bør Vide 04:41 Tools
Rastløs 01:20 Tools
Sang Til Min Pige 04:41 Tools
Bobs Café 03:33 Tools
Lov Mig At Forstå 03:33 Tools
Den Lukked' 03:33 Tools
Rygter 03:33 Tools
Jeg Ved Hvad Jeg Ved 03:33 Tools
Anal Gø Mæ Gaal (demo 2000) 03:25 Tools
Elektrochok 03:25 Tools
Statsministe (The killer radio mix) 04:26 Tools
Vi' Fra Jylland 03:25 Tools
Æ' Så Oisen (demo 2000) 04:26 Tools
Opel Kadett 02:51 Tools
bobs cafe 02:51 Tools
Vi er fra Jylland 02:51 Tools
Dyresex (The Killer Club Mix) 02:51 Tools
Ska vi slås, din sæk 00:48 Tools
Knep Hende igen Dit Svin 02:51 Tools
Respekt for Engelbrecht 02:46 Tools
LRons hus 02:46 Tools
Dyresex (The Killer - Club mix) 00:48 Tools
Dyresex - The Killer - Club mix 00:48 Tools
187 00:48 Tools
Statsministe (Club Version) 00:48 Tools
Kadett - 2008 Power Remake 00:48 Tools
Mord I Uniform 00:48 Tools
Dirty fisse 00:48 Tools
Ska vi Slås, din Sæk!? 00:48 Tools
Tåren På Min Kind (oprindelig) 00:48 Tools
Juste's break 00:48 Tools
Tåren På Min Kind (Oprindelig Version) 00:48 Tools
Mae Aa Min Kadett 00:48 Tools
Magge sække 00:48 Tools
Sidste nat æ kl 4 00:48 Tools
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Fickumdick 00:48 Tools
Langs i Køffenhavn 00:48 Tools
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Mord I Uniform (Tilst-Rap) 00:48 Tools
Mig og min kadett 00:48 Tools
Tight shit 00:48 Tools
De 2 hallunke 00:48 Tools
Synneborre City 00:48 Tools
Monsterfuck 00:48 Tools
Æ genfårening 00:48 Tools
Æ kussekalif 00:48 Tools
Cock amok 00:48 Tools
Puch - Maxi 2008 Power Remake 00:48 Tools
Statsministe "The killer radio mix" 00:48 Tools
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FC Sønderborg 03:57 Tools
Statsministe - Club Version 03:57 Tools
Dyresex "The Killer Club Mix" 00:48 Tools
Megge I E Hoi Part II 03:57 Tools
Fie gangsta i jen Opel 03:57 Tools
Statsministe - The Killer Radio Mix 03:57 Tools
Traktortraek 03:57 Tools
Ska' vi slås din sæk! 00:48 Tools
Knep æ politi 03:57 Tools
Anal Gø Mæ Gaal 03:57 Tools
Gangsta **** 03:57 Tools
Vi Drikke Ceres.1 03:57 Tools
Kadett 2008 Power Remake 03:57 Tools
Dyresex - "The Killer Radio Mix" 03:57 Tools
Haleløse Katte 03:57 Tools
Æ' Så Oisen 03:57 Tools
Taaren Paa Min Kind 03:57 Tools
Jeg Ved Hvad Jeg Ve 03:57 Tools
D› Piratsvin 03:57 Tools
Statsministe - "The Killer Radio Mix" 03:57 Tools
Sønderjysk gangster 03:57 Tools
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L:Ron:Harald was born in the year of grace 1966 in a workmen’s hut on a desert island just outside of Sønderborg City. His father was an unemployed mechanic, and his mother was a waitress in a dirty cafeteria down by the harbor. L:Ron:Harald’s diet in the early years was mostly Nutella and canned beer, and this excellent feast caused his mighty body to develop very early, and it has been growing and growing ever since. L:Ron:Harald developed an early taste for the pleasures of the sexual life, when he at the age of five, persuaded his kindergarten-teacher to give him a blowjob. Chocked and fascinated as she were by L:Ron:Harald’s already legendary good-sized breed-trunk, the nipper offered marriage, and were immediately retired from her position. L:Ron:Harald’s semi-criminal and drunken father, Harald senior, shortly after taught him that there were less problematical sex partners than women out there. Shortly after amazed and unbelieving people passing by could experience L:Ron:Harald in action screwing the sheep Gerda rough, on a field on Kær Halvø. However L:Ron:Harald decided after that experience that he, despite of the often demanding and hypocritical behavior of the opposite sex, he would only screw women in the future. L:Ron:Harald very quickly became very interested in mechanics, and developed a great understanding for handling various motorized vehicles. His favorite mean of transportation, and big love, is a custom Opel Kadett, with an incredible top speed of 345 km/h (with tailwind). A Puch Maxi is not bad either, and L:Ron:Harald often uses this mighty mopped when his going for bread on Sunday mornings. L:Ron:Harald has a very bad relationship with the Danish police force, which dates all the way back to the time when he at age 11 committed his first armed robbery at Landmandsbanken in Asserballe. During the robbery L:Ron:Harald shot 14 police officers in cold blood, but the prosecution did not have any evidence because he was wearing a mask. Unfortunately the prosecution wanted to get L:Ron:Harald because he had discovered that L:Ron:Harald had screwed his wife, mother, sister, daughter, three aunts and a tame boar. The prosecutor however dropped all charges when L:Ron:Harald threatened to hand over color images of the sweaty sex séances to Ekstra Bladet. Since then L:Ron:Harald have been pen pal with Palle Sørensen from prison. L:Ron:Harald uses most of his time beating up sergeant-students, German tourists and people from Copenhagen, that for some reason has strayed onto Als. Besides that he drinks like a pig, screws right and left and drives tractor pulling with the locals. The little time that is left from these activities, L:Ron:Harald spends on writing his rap-songs, that have reached cult-status in the entire western world. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.