Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer

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Nicknackatory 03:36 Tools
Hail The Chap 02:51 Tools
Timothy 02:47 Tools
Sherry Monocle 02:58 Tools
More Kissing In Porn Please, We're British 03:08 Tools
The Crack Song 04:06 Tools
Curtsey for Me 02:47 Tools
A Thoroughly Modern Breakup 02:10 Tools
Mansion House 03:15 Tools
They Don't Allow Rappers in the Bullingdon Club 02:37 Tools
Lord Byron 02:56 Tools
Shelltoes Or Brogues 03:09 Tools
I Invented Hip Hop 02:40 Tools
You Just Can't 02:52 Tools
(I've No Wish to) Keep It Real 03:58 Tools
Hermitage Shanks 02:59 Tools
How Many Brilliant Minds Are Lost To Work? 02:01 Tools
Shoot The Cuff 02:40 Tools
Everything Stops For Acid 02:24 Tools
Hip-Hop Was to Blame After All 02:49 Tools
Guy Debord 02:35 Tools
Straight out of Surrey 02:57 Tools
Let me Smoke My Pipe 02:10 Tools
A Piece Of My Mind 01:58 Tools
Lady C 02:26 Tools
Bullingdon Breakdown 03:45 Tools
Chap-Hop History 05:22 Tools
Summertime 02:49 Tools
Edward's Dilemma 02:08 Tools
I'm Already A... 02:25 Tools
Smash It 01:47 Tools
Amusing Apocalypse 03:28 Tools
A Rummy Old Day 03:09 Tools
Grammar Song 03:00 Tools
Ladies Have Friends Who They Hate 03:00 Tools
The Very Model 00:39 Tools
Refrain 03:02 Tools
Nympholepsy 03:58 Tools
Beats, Rhymes And Manners 02:54 Tools
Tinkerty-Tonk 03:00 Tools
Beats, Rhymes & Manners 02:53 Tools
It Doesn't Pay to Turn Up Late to an Orgy 03:00 Tools
There'll Always Be Some Hip-Hop 00:40 Tools
Pop Song 03:00 Tools
Brit School 03:00 Tools
Rude Britannia 05:31 Tools
In a Club 03:00 Tools
Toast 03:00 Tools
The Neglect of My Duties 02:47 Tools
Brushed Tweed in the Hour of Chaos 02:47 Tools
The Corinthians 02:47 Tools
Reasons to Be Unsuccessful (Part One) 05:31 Tools
No Character to Clear 03:16 Tools
Hitler Gifs 03:16 Tools
Songs For Acid Edward 05:31 Tools
Sell Drugs in the Proper Manner 03:16 Tools
We Need to Talk About Kanye 03:16 Tools
I Say, You! 02:47 Tools
So Many Reggie Perrins in the Arse End of Space 02:47 Tools
Crazy Knights 03:01 Tools
National Trust 02:36 Tools
Let's Get This Over And Done With 02:26 Tools
Oh, Santa! 03:16 Tools
There's an Intro Going On 03:16 Tools
The Impossible Dream 01:56 Tools
I Can't Be Arsed 01:56 Tools
The Happy Song 02:38 Tools
Still Can't Play the Trombone 02:36 Tools
Ollie and Stan 02:36 Tools
Reasons to Be Unsuccessful, Pt. 1 00:00 Tools
Last of the Unknown International Flâneurs 02:38 Tools
Boredom 02:38 Tools
Youth, Truth, Gin, Vermouth 02:38 Tools
The Secret Ingredient 02:38 Tools
Everybody Wants to Give Ice Cube a Cuddle 02:38 Tools
Just Like A Chap 02:36 Tools
Kettled With You 02:36 Tools
Waiting Room Etiquette 02:36 Tools
Crumpet 02:36 Tools
You Don't Send Me Penis Growth Pill Emails Anymore 02:36 Tools
Looking Forward to Leaving 02:36 Tools
Three Piece Suit and Sneakers 02:36 Tools
Barmy Fluid 02:36 Tools
Drunk 02:36 Tools
Sillybuggers 02:36 Tools
Mr.B's Christmas Song 02:38 Tools
The Mystery of Bingocricket 02:38 Tools
Not Being Invited 02:38 Tools
Army of Robots 02:38 Tools
Can't Be Arsed With a Coda 02:38 Tools
Bertie's Truth Bombs 02:38 Tools
I Invented Hip-Hop 02:40 Tools
The Model 02:40 Tools
There'll Always Be Some Hip Hop 00:40 Tools
Welcome 00:17 Tools
Mr.B's World Cup Song 02:57 Tools
Dammit It Feels Good To Be A Chap 00:00 Tools
Intro 00:17 Tools
Adultery At Christmas 00:17 Tools
All I Want For Christmas Is An Original Jawa With Vinyl Cape 00:17 Tools
Emergency Christmas Album 00:00 Tools
I Say You 00:17 Tools
The Turkeys 00:00 Tools
Light The Olympic Pipe 00:17 Tools
'Just Like A Chap 00:00 Tools
I Saw Your Father Beat A Man To Death In Tesco's 00:00 Tools
ROASTNUTS 00:00 Tools
THE SADDEST CHRISTMAS ADVERT 00:00 Tools
Feeling A Little Bit Poorly On Christmas Morn 00:00 Tools
Hail The Remix 00:00 Tools
Mr. B's Christmas Song 00:00 Tools
Thank You Most Kindly 03:59 Tools
I Need Love 02:49 Tools
Smash It? 00:00 Tools
I Say, You 00:00 Tools
When I'm Cleaning Windows 02:25 Tools
Beats Rhymes & Manners 00:00 Tools
I'll Make a Donation 02:49 Tools
Tinkerty Tonk 00:00 Tools
Reasons to be unsuccessful (part 1) 02:49 Tools
Let Me Smoke My Pipe LIVE 00:00 Tools
Vegetables 02:08 Tools
Piece Of My Mind 00:00 Tools
KIP 02:49 Tools
Mr B's World Cup Song 02:49 Tools
I’m Already A... 02:24 Tools
Music To Dress To mix 02:49 Tools
World Cup Song 02:49 Tools
All Hail The Chap 03:59 Tools
I Say You 03:59 Tools
Edward’s Dilemma 02:08 Tools
Diamond Lights 02:08 Tools
(I've Got No Wish To) Keep It Real 02:08 Tools
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Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer is a UK received pronunciation hip-hop / acid house artist, producing chap-hop, acid ragtime, etc. Having spent the best part of a decade bringing some manners back to popular culture, this dopest of fellows endeavours to entertain and amuse, with his ingenious stylings. Aiming to dazzle with dignity, Mr.B takes to the stage with his banjolele and stiff upper lip to perform ditties of pipe-smoking, high society, cricket and sexual misadventure, as well as some more well-known pieces from the world of hip-hop, re-worked in chap-hop fashion. Sites: SoundCloud Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.