Myq Kaplan

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Movies On A Plane 01:25 Tools
Book People 02:19 Tools
Religious Fiction 01:14 Tools
Animal Rights and Wrongs 01:24 Tools
Tolerance and Vampires 02:08 Tools
Ducks and Vegetarianism 01:39 Tools
Gay Marriage and Anniversaries 02:20 Tools
Pro-Women 03:01 Tools
Anti-Women and Math 01:20 Tools
Buses and Christians 02:04 Tools
Open Relationships and Tigers 03:28 Tools
Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs 01:44 Tools
Bigotry Is Confusing 03:07 Tools
Not Crowdwork 01:49 Tools
Squelch 02:05 Tools
Jews and Sea Creatures 01:20 Tools
Spectrum of Dorkery 01:39 Tools
Differences and Similarities 02:05 Tools
Drinking and Rhyming 02:42 Tools
Bumper Stickers 01:34 Tools
A Divisive Topic 01:23 Tools
Flags and Lies 01:04 Tools
Computers and Humans 04:26 Tools
A Cell Phone and a Deaf Child 01:21 Tools
Colleges and Optimism 01:01 Tools
Names 02:32 Tools
Jesus and Grandmothers 03:57 Tools
Poops and Popes 02:44 Tools
Meats and Robots 03:11 Tools
Highs and Lose 03:03 Tools
Beaches and Balls 02:53 Tools
Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam 02:21 Tools
Brad Pitt and Divorce 02:57 Tools
Chuck Norris and Owls 02:02 Tools
Axes and Brains 02:54 Tools
Chivalry and Chicks 04:26 Tools
Airplanes and Food 02:27 Tools
Porn and Monsters 02:42 Tools
Super Mario and Will Smith 03:23 Tools
Jesus and Grandmothers Again 03:26 Tools
Comedy, Jazz, or Poetry 03:26 Tools
A Swastika, a Barista, and the Magic of Photography 03:26 Tools
Necrophilia, Pedophilia, and Bestiality 03:26 Tools
Adam and Eve and Vegans 03:26 Tools
Ducklings, Cheerleaders, and Legal Proceedings 03:26 Tools
Buddhism, Feminism, and Math 03:26 Tools
Ham and Cheese and Philosophy 03:26 Tools
Batman, Bat-men, and Google 03:26 Tools
Gay Parents, Mythology, and the Manliest Man Possible 03:26 Tools
Television, Doctors, and Snakes 03:26 Tools
Horses, Pregnant Men, and Don't Listen to This Track, Grandma! 03:26 Tools
Fist Bumps, Duck Heads, and Don't Listen to This One Either, Grandma! 03:26 Tools
Fun, Statistics, and Lana Backwards 03:26 Tools
Ham and Cheese and Time Travel 03:26 Tools
The Wright Brothers, an Alternative to Radiation, and Horses Again 03:26 Tools
Sports, Analogies, and Copyright Infringement 03:26 Tools
Jews, Goys, and Elevators 03:26 Tools
Sleeping, Driving, and Pasta 03:26 Tools
Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, and Hitler 03:26 Tools
A Butcher, a Vegan, and the Internet (Bonus Track) 03:26 Tools
Monopoly, Clue, And Battleship 03:26 Tools
Facebook, Marry, Kill 03:26 Tools
Snoop Dogg, Sean Connery, And Other Perfect Impressions 03:26 Tools
The Grandmother, The Grandson, And the Holy Ghost 03:26 Tools
Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers 03:26 Tools
An Attractive Child, A Stylish Dog, And Porn 03:26 Tools
A Genie, A Genius, And Genial Gentleman 03:26 Tools
Cougars, Cats, And Kids (Oh My) 03:26 Tools
Money, Drugs, And Nicolas Cage 03:26 Tools
Masturbation, Pedophilia, And Heroes 03:26 Tools
Drinking, Sex, And Family (Oh My) 03:26 Tools
Twists, Turns, And a Vegan Restaurant 03:26 Tools
Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics 03:26 Tools
Pot, Cops, And I Forget 03:26 Tools
Mushrooms, Ecstasy, And Not Pot 03:26 Tools
Nothing, Everything, And Eddie Murphy 03:26 Tools
An Encore, Pranks, And Love 03:26 Tools
Not Just Airport Jokes (From "Daniel Dad Lewis") 03:26 Tools
Hyena Ugly (From "Superman Loves Aquaman") 01:45 Tools
Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs (Live) 01:45 Tools
Ducks and Vegetarianism (Live) 01:39 Tools
Gay Marriage and Anniversaries (Live) 02:20 Tools
Animal Rights and Wrongs (Live) 01:24 Tools
Jews and Sea Creatures (Live) 01:20 Tools
Religious Fiction (Live) 01:15 Tools
Book People (Live) 02:20 Tools
Tolerance and Vampires (Live) 02:08 Tools
Movies On a Plane (Live) 01:25 Tools
Not Crowdwork (Live) 01:49 Tools
Bigotry Is Confusing (Live) 03:07 Tools
Differences and Similarities (Live) 02:05 Tools
A Divisive Topic (Live) 01:23 Tools
Spectrum of Dorkery (Live) 01:39 Tools
Pro-Women (Live) 03:01 Tools
Anti-Women and Math (Live) 01:20 Tools
Colleges and Optimism (Live) 01:02 Tools
Bumper Stickers (Live) 01:34 Tools
General Military (From "Angry Birds") 04:27 Tools
Buses and Christians (Live) 02:04 Tools
Flags and Lies (Live) 01:04 Tools
Drinking and Rhyming (Live) 02:42 Tools
A Cell Phone and a Deaf Child (Live) 01:21 Tools
Squelch (Live) 02:06 Tools
Names (Live) 02:33 Tools
The Kardashians Are Forgotten (From "Superhero Bidet) 02:05 Tools
Computers and Humans (Live) 04:27 Tools
How Hitler Saved Christmas 02:05 Tools
Free Prostitution (From "Line, Sync, And Hooker") 49:09 Tools
Vegan Mind Meld 49:09 Tools
Locker Cake Teacup Ride (From "Cownsensual") 49:09 Tools
Male Intimacy (From "Relax Against the Machine") 49:09 Tools
Plane Crash Mountain (From "Nobody Gets Drunk or Shows Their Boobs") 49:09 Tools
Memorable Childhood Moment (From "Friendtors") 49:09 Tools
Cher / Madonna (From "Matters") 49:09 Tools
Preamble 49:09 Tools
Fast & Furious, The 49:09 Tools
A Butcher, a Vegan, and the Internet 49:09 Tools
Music's Fun (To Play) 49:09 Tools
Throw Thorough Thoreau Throe / Realistic Love Song 49:09 Tools
Encore 49:09 Tools
Calm 49:09 Tools
Comedian's National Anthem 49:09 Tools
We're Schnifflong 49:09 Tools
Loss, Metaphorically 49:09 Tools
Bad Idea 49:09 Tools
We're Different (You Say Trouser Snake, I Say Schlong) 49:09 Tools
Inonic 49:09 Tools
Jokes Of Girlfriends Past 49:09 Tools
Middle-Aged Man Barbershop Quartet 49:09 Tools
Movie Star 49:09 Tools
Bop 25 49:09 Tools
Ease the Pain / Interlude Noodling One 49:09 Tools
Slow Song 49:09 Tools
Never Fear 49:09 Tools
What Kinda Jerk Do You Wanna Be 49:09 Tools
Royalty 49:09 Tools
Dr Song Song 49:09 Tools
Leaving The Stage 49:09 Tools
Caveman Mousetrap 49:09 Tools
Four Days 49:09 Tools
Triplets / Brain Feel Heart Think Computer Mind 49:09 Tools
Business 49:09 Tools
Owl 49:09 Tools
Poemato 49:09 Tools
Waging War 49:09 Tools
Modicum 49:09 Tools
Zach [Is My Friend] 49:09 Tools
Loss, Acapellically 49:09 Tools
Busses and Christians 49:09 Tools
Werewolf Bike 49:09 Tools
Into Reverse Gear 49:09 Tools
Magic Wants 49:09 Tools
Naming Show Bro - Bonus 49:09 Tools
What Kinda Jerk Keeps Messing up a Song - Bonus 49:09 Tools
Heroine / Yarn 49:09 Tools
This Is Not a Song Part One / Interlude Noodling Two / Slow Song - Regular Speed Version 49:09 Tools
Comedy, Jazz, or Poetry[EXPLICIT] 49:09 Tools
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Myq Kaplan is a come­dian named Myq Kaplan (pro­nounced “Mike Kaplan”). The Come­di­ans mag­a­zine calls him “a com­edy machine, in the best pos­si­ble way. The way that some machines vend soda or pre­vent other machines from killing future rev­o­lu­tion­ar­ies – that’s how Myq Kaplan does com­edy: relent­lessly, method­i­cally, unblinkingly.” Myq made his net­work tele­vi­sion debut on “The Tonight Show” and has since gone on to appear on “The Late, Late Show with Craig Fer­gu­son,” "Conan," and in his own half-hour “Com­edy Cen­tral Presents: Myq Kaplan” spe­cial. Most recently, he was a Top 5 final­ist on the most recent sea­son of Last Comic Stand­ing. He has also appeared on Com­edy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” at the New Faces show of the 2009 Just For Laughs Fes­ti­val in Mon­treal, was voted 2008’s Best Local Come­dian in the Boston Phoenix, and won the 2009 NY’s Fun­ni­est Standup Competition. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.