Red Peters

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The Closing Song 03:39 Tools
Holy Shit, It's Christmas 03:04 Tools
Holy Shit, It's Christmas! 03:04 Tools
Holy Shit, It's Christmas (LP Version) 03:04 Tools
You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas 03:05 Tools
Holy Shit It's Christmas 03:04 Tools
Blow Me 00:00 Tools
Assbasing Public Service Announcement (LP Version) 03:04 Tools
When I Jerk Off, I Think of You 03:22 Tools
Natural Causes Chicken (LP Version) 00:43 Tools
Ballad of a Dog Named Stains 04:12 Tools
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me) 02:03 Tools
Blow Me - With Introduction 02:03 Tools
Peenitch (LP Version) 00:53 Tools
You Aint Gettin' Shit For Christmas! 03:56 Tools
Holy Shit, It's Christmas (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:56 Tools
How's Your Whole.....Family? 02:30 Tools
Diana (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:56 Tools
The Two Gay Irishmen 02:20 Tools
Blow Me (Karaoke Mix) 02:03 Tools
Take It Out At The Ball Game (LP Version) 01:04 Tools
Rocket In My Pants 02:49 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Shit for Christmas 00:00 Tools
Show Intro/I Can't Say These Things 03:27 Tools
The Spelling Song (Karaoke Version) 02:49 Tools
The Spelling Song 02:41 Tools
Gourmet Firewood (LP Version) 02:41 Tools
Diana (Bonus Track) 00:00 Tools
The Two Gay Irishmen (Album Version (Explicit)) 00:00 Tools
You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas! (Mix) 00:00 Tools
How's Your Whole Family 00:00 Tools
Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas! (Mix) 00:00 Tools
Gourmet Firewood 00:58 Tools
Blow Me (Instrumental) 02:03 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas! 00:00 Tools
I Can't Say These Things 03:02 Tools
How's Your Whole...Family? 02:30 Tools
Take It Out At The Ballgame 01:04 Tools
Babes Auto Villa (LP Version) 00:58 Tools
The Pope (LP Version) 03:02 Tools
Doggy Style 03:58 Tools
The Closing Song (karaoke version) 03:41 Tools
Pinchloaf Segue #3 (LP Version) 03:02 Tools
Baby Blue (LP Version With Intro) 03:02 Tools
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me) (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:58 Tools
How's Your Whole..Family (LP Version) 02:30 Tools
Baby Blue 01:08 Tools
I Wanna Polka Polka 03:26 Tools
How's Your Whole.....Family? (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:31 Tools
Tell Me Why (LP Version) 03:57 Tools
You Promised Me The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus) 02:15 Tools
The Two Gay Irishmen (LP Version) 02:31 Tools
I Can't Say These Things (Unbleeped Version) 03:03 Tools
Rocket In My Pants (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
I Don't Just Love You Down There (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
I Wanna Polka Polka (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
Blow Me (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
"You Promised The Moon" (Karaoke Mix) 01:08 Tools
The Closing Song (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
Ballad of a Dog Named Stains (LP Version) 01:08 Tools
Use Your Hand 06:38 Tools
Baby Blue (LP Version) 03:03 Tools
Pullin' It All Night Long (LP Version) 03:03 Tools
You Ain't Getting' Shit For Christmas (LP Version) 03:03 Tools
The Dark Years 06:42 Tools
Long And Hard (LP Version) 03:03 Tools
The Dark Years (LP Version) 06:40 Tools
Rocket In My Pants (Album Version (Explicit)) 06:40 Tools
Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas! (Bleeped) 03:07 Tools
I Don't Just Love You Down There 02:25 Tools
12 Adult Days of Christmas 06:40 Tools
Baby Blue Intro (Album Version (Explicit)) 04:14 Tools
Pullin' It All Night Long 00:33 Tools
Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains (Album Version (Explicit)) 04:14 Tools
Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (LP Version) 04:14 Tools
Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas 02:32 Tools
Little Peter (LP Version) 02:32 Tools
How's Your Whole...Family? (Millenium Mix) 02:31 Tools
Peenitch 00:43 Tools
How's Your Whole... Family? 02:32 Tools
Holy S***, It's Christmas! 00:33 Tools
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:15 Tools
The Spelling Song (LP Version) 02:15 Tools
Little Peter 02:57 Tools
Babe's Auto Villa 00:43 Tools
The Christmas Gift 02:59 Tools
Doggy Style (LP Version) 00:43 Tools
Long and Hard 01:02 Tools
Baby Blue (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:57 Tools
Baby Blue intro with Preface by Alan Pinchloaf 01:10 Tools
Blow Me (Instrumental) (Album Version (Explicit)) 01:10 Tools
The First Time I Met You (LP Version) 01:10 Tools
"How's Your Whole Family" (Karaoke Mix) 01:10 Tools
You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus 02:15 Tools
Little Peter (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:59 Tools
How's Your Whole....Family? (Karaoke Mix) (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:59 Tools
Use Your Hand (LP Version) 02:59 Tools
Mama He Treats Your Daughter Mean 02:20 Tools
The Pope 02:59 Tools
HOW'S YOUR WHOLE. . .FAMILY? 02:59 Tools
You Promised The Moon (LP Version) 02:59 Tools
Holy Shit Its Christmas 02:15 Tools
Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (w/ Pinchloaf's Theme) 02:15 Tools
Holy S**t, It's Christmas 03:04 Tools
You Promised The Moon (Karaoke Mix) 02:15 Tools
Come Stains 03:34 Tools
You Promised the Moon (But I Preferred Uranus) 02:15 Tools
Natural Causes Chicken 03:15 Tools
Holy Shit, Its Christmas 02:15 Tools
The First Time I Met You 02:15 Tools
Baby Blue Intro 01:10 Tools
Oop Shoop 03:00 Tools
You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas! 02:15 Tools
Blow Me (Karaoke Mix) (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:15 Tools
Diana 01:13 Tools
The Closing Song (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:14 Tools
Assbasing Public Service Announcement 00:58 Tools
Sick Of Fuckin' Winter In New England 03:00 Tools
You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas! (Bleeped) 04:05 Tools
Here Comes Fatty Clause 02:15 Tools
You Ain't Gett'in Shit for Christmas 03:14 Tools
The Spelling Song (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:42 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' S*** For Christmas 04:05 Tools
How's Your Whole...family? - Millenium Mix 02:42 Tools
The Dark Years (Album Version (Explicit)) 04:05 Tools
Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas 01:02 Tools
Naughty Or Nice 04:05 Tools
Bonus Track 01:02 Tools
You Ain't Getting Sh*t For Christmas 03:56 Tools
Tell Me Why 03:57 Tools
Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains (Live Small Concert Performance) 04:12 Tools
Doggy Style (Album Version (Explicit)) 04:12 Tools
You Promised The Moon (Karaoke Mix) (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:58 Tools
Little Peters 02:58 Tools
Holy Shit, It's Christmas [Album Version (Explicit)] 02:58 Tools
The Closing Song (Explicit) 02:31 Tools
How's Your Whole...Family? (Karaoke Mix) 02:58 Tools
I Wanna Polka Polka (Album Version (Explicit)) 02:58 Tools
How's Your Whole Family? 03:57 Tools
Two Gay Irishmen 02:21 Tools
Red Peters Bonus Track (Album Version (Explicit)) 01:02 Tools
The Dirty Polka 01:02 Tools
I Can't Say These Things (uncensored vers.) 01:02 Tools
The Closing Song [Explicit] 00:30 Tools
How's Your Whole...Family 02:30 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:56 Tools
Ballad of a Dog Named Stains [*] 00:58 Tools
Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas! 03:56 Tools
Tell Me Why (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:56 Tools
How's Your Whole....Family? (Karaoke Mix) 02:31 Tools
Red Peters Bonus Track 01:02 Tools
Pinchloaf segue #3 00:44 Tools
Suck On My Cock 03:56 Tools
Peters' Gourmet Firewood 00:58 Tools
Get the Fuck Outa Here 00:30 Tools
How's Your Whole. . .Family? (Karaoke Mix) 00:30 Tools
The Closing Time Song (Bonus Track) 01:02 Tools
Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me) [feat. Todd Rundgren] 01:02 Tools
Hows Your Hole Family 01:02 Tools
12 Pains of Christmas 02:31 Tools
I Don't Just Love You Down There (Album Version (Explicit)) 03:56 Tools
The hand of the almighty 03:56 Tools
How's Your Whole.....Family? [Explicit] 03:56 Tools
I Can't Say These Things (UN-BLEEPED) 03:56 Tools
Welcome From Alan Pinchloaf 00:44 Tools
Long And Hard (Album Version (Explicit)) 00:44 Tools
Assbasing Public Service Announcement (Album Version (Explicit)) 00:44 Tools
Two Gay Irish Men 00:44 Tools
The Pope (Album Version (Explicit)) 00:44 Tools
5 Big B***** Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face 02:31 Tools
Alan Pinchloaf Welcome (w/ Pinchloaf's Theme) (Album Version (Explicit)) 00:44 Tools
You Promised The Moon 00:44 Tools
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Red Peters is a musician from the Boston area who has made two CD's titled I laughed... I cried... I fudged my undies! and Ol' Blue Balls is Back. Little is known about Red Peters's actual background because of his inability to take anything serious including himself. Adored by a loyal but small group of fans, Red Peters has built a career on shockingly unexpected explicit lyrics based on his own written and orchestrated tunes. Although he is often compared to Bob Rivers or John Valby, his music is not parody but rather his own. Red Peters is an infrequent guest on the Howard Stern Show and even wrote and sang the sultry "I Can't Say These Things" which he considered to be a tribute to the FCC. Stern liked the song so much he made it the theme song for his crusade against the FCC. Unfortunately for Red, the song (even censored for expletives) was considered too risqué for management and was pulled. Much of Red Peters' infamy stems from short appearances on the Howard Stern show. On November 18, 2005, Peters hosted a one-hour "Red Peters Show" on Stern's channel on Sirius Satellite Radio; this was followed by a holiday broadcast on December 21. He was later hired by Howard Stern to do a weekly show every Friday night on Howard 101. Red Peters was recently in the independent film "Johnny Slade's Greatest Hits" starring John Fiore. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.