Trackimage | Playbut | Trackname | Playbut | Trackname |
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33348513 | Play | The Rappist | 04:38 Tools | |
33348522 | Play | Black Box Activation | 00:47 Tools | |
33348514 | Play | Nerd Lust | 04:43 Tools | |
33348516 | Play | Night of the Living Christ | 04:33 Tools | |
33348520 | Play | Craig's List | 03:44 Tools | |
33348518 | Play | Cat People | 03:48 Tools | |
33348517 | Play | The Way You Talk | 03:35 Tools | |
33348523 | Play | Dive Down | 05:35 Tools | |
33348515 | Play | F*ck This Song | 04:31 Tools | |
33348573 | Play | Attack of the Clonefucker | 04:41 Tools | |
33348521 | Play | The Tin Man | 04:50 Tools | |
33348519 | Play | Supervillain | 04:32 Tools | |
33348574 | Play | Black Metal Queen | 05:27 Tools | |
33348527 | Play | My Last Song | 03:25 Tools | |
33348526 | Play | Arrival of the Fittest | 02:40 Tools | |
33348532 | Play | Bitter Musician | 04:18 Tools | |
33348525 | Play | Revenge of Attack of the Clonef*cker | 04:51 Tools | |
33348524 | Play | The Bender | 03:40 Tools | |
33348528 | Play | A Very Bad Man | 03:35 Tools | |
33348530 | Play | Goddamnit | 04:04 Tools | |
33348609 | Play | Serious Metal | 00:39 Tools | |
33348534 | Play | Battlefont | 04:16 Tools | |
33348531 | Play | Opening From the Black Box | 00:43 Tools | |
33348529 | Play | Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python) | 03:37 Tools | |
33348533 | Play | Pixilated Vixen | 03:32 Tools | |
33348537 | Play | Psyched | 03:18 Tools | |
33348614 | Play | Black Condom | 00:45 Tools | |
33348542 | Play | Message From A Former Employer | 00:45 Tools | |
33348535 | Play | The Other Devil | 04:27 Tools | |
33348605 | Play | Your Band | 03:46 Tools | |
33348543 | Play | Visit From Mc Frontalot | 04:04 Tools | |
33348538 | Play | Scorpio | 04:11 Tools | |
33348555 | Play | Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey & Nelson Lugo) | 05:29 Tools | |
33348536 | Play | Goodbye, Cool World | 02:04 Tools | |
33348589 | Play | Club Destroyer (w/Removal) | 03:24 Tools | |
33348566 | Play | Tour Song (feat. Coolzey) | 03:46 Tools | |
33348546 | Play | Monsters of Rock (feat. Mc Lars) | 03:47 Tools | |
33348541 | Play | The Opener | 03:42 Tools | |
33348616 | Play | Thunder Thief (w/Jane Silence) | 03:58 Tools | |
33348547 | Play | The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley) | 02:51 Tools | |
33348551 | Play | H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes) | 04:21 Tools | |
33348576 | Play | Rich Man (feat. LadyLovely) | 04:36 Tools | |
33348539 | Play | Boo! (I'm a Ghost!) | 03:36 Tools | |
33348544 | Play | Do Sex | 04:06 Tools | |
33348619 | Play | I am Schaffer The Darklord | 04:21 Tools | |
33348552 | Play | Giant Iron Snake | 03:59 Tools | |
33348610 | Play | The Heckler | 03:36 Tools | |
33348602 | Play | The Rhyme of Lord Nordak | 04:06 Tools | |
33348545 | Play | Mice | 02:45 Tools | |
33348612 | Play | Enter Soundman | 03:57 Tools | |
33348549 | Play | Tomgirl | 03:34 Tools | |
33348556 | Play | Session, Pt. 1 | 01:56 Tools | |
33348558 | Play | Afraid of Everything (feat. B B Heart) | 03:53 Tools | |
33348567 | Play | Boys (feat. Kristybee!) | 03:57 Tools | |
33348554 | Play | The Amender | 03:27 Tools | |
33348618 | Play | Pure Evil | 02:23 Tools | |
33348571 | Play | Fuck This Song | 04:31 Tools | |
33348557 | Play | Session, Pt. 2 | 01:06 Tools | |
33348563 | Play | End of the World Reunion (feat. Rocco Katastrophe & Strict Chem) | 03:54 Tools | |
33348550 | Play | Empty | 02:00 Tools | |
33348600 | Play | Supervillian | 04:33 Tools | |
33348562 | Play | The City (feat. Liisa2eyes) | 04:15 Tools | |
33348617 | Play | Dedication | 00:53 Tools | |
33348560 | Play | Session, Pt. 3 | 01:01 Tools | |
33348603 | Play | Quel Que Chose | 03:11 Tools | |
33348559 | Play | Rich Man - Feat. Ladylovely | 04:38 Tools | |
33348595 | Play | Rich Man | 04:37 Tools | |
33348569 | Play | Nerd Lust (Peeved Remix) | 05:30 Tools | |
33348564 | Play | Session, Pt. 5 | 01:10 Tools | |
33348570 | Play | Tour Song - Feat. Coolzey | 03:47 Tools | |
33348548 | Play | A Lot Like Me | 04:14 Tools | |
33348561 | Play | Session, Pt. 4 | 01:15 Tools | |
33348568 | Play | Session, Pt. 7 | 01:58 Tools | |
33348590 | Play | Tour Song | 00:00 Tools | |
33348565 | Play | Session, Pt. 6 | 02:04 Tools | |
33348620 | Play | Robot Apocalypse (ft. Drown Radio & Lord Illingworth) | 04:37 Tools | |
33348604 | Play | bonus track (answering machine message) | 01:49 Tools | |
33348572 | Play | Session, Pt. 8 | 03:42 Tools | |
72684112 | Play | Sex Rhymes | 03:38 Tools | |
72684113 | Play | Yes | 02:52 Tools | |
33348597 | Play | My Dinner with Jello | 00:00 Tools | |
33348622 | Play | Revenge Of Attack Of The Clonefucker | 04:52 Tools | |
33348583 | Play | H-Mail (w/Coolzey & Liisa2Eyes) | 04:21 Tools | |
33348608 | Play | Buckets Of Blood (w/Kabuto The Python) | 03:38 Tools | |
72684114 | Play | Monsters (feat. Bunny Buxom) | 03:45 Tools | |
72684116 | Play | Stranger | 04:16 Tools | |
72684115 | Play | Pegged | 02:04 Tools | |
33348606 | Play | Monsters Of Rock (w/MC Lars) | 03:48 Tools | |
33348611 | Play | Boo! (I'm a Ghost) - False Metal Remix | 03:36 Tools | |
33348621 | Play | The Invisible Man (w/Shael Riley) | 02:52 Tools | |
33348613 | Play | The Invisible Man | 02:52 Tools | |
33348615 | Play | Revenge of the Attack of the Clonefucker | 04:52 Tools | |
33348580 | Play | So What Do You Want? | 03:43 Tools | |
33348596 | Play | A David Lynch Movie | 02:53 Tools | |
33348586 | Play | He Who Raps | 03:45 Tools | |
33348587 | Play | Cocaine | 04:11 Tools | |
33348588 | Play | Afraid of Everything (w/BB Heart) | 03:53 Tools | |
33348575 | Play | session part 2 | 01:06 Tools | |
33348598 | Play | The Bender (kHill Remix) | 02:56 Tools | |
33348594 | Play | Theme from Original Cyn | 03:19 Tools | |
33348599 | Play | Battlefont (The HT Remix) | 04:16 Tools | |
89841235 | Play | session part 4 | 04:16 Tools | |
89841236 | Play | session part 6 | 04:16 Tools | |
33348577 | Play | session part 3 | 01:01 Tools | |
33348579 | Play | session part 5 | 01:10 Tools | |
33348670 | Play | Rich Man (Featuring LadyLovely) | 04:37 Tools | |
33348578 | Play | session part 1 | 01:56 Tools | |
33348628 | Play | Tour Song (Featuring Coolzey) | 03:47 Tools | |
33348585 | Play | session part 7 | 01:58 Tools | |
33348582 | Play | session part 8 | 03:42 Tools | |
33348607 | Play | Terror of the Bells (w/BB Heart) | 04:00 Tools | |
33348601 | Play | The City (w/Liisa2Eyes) | 04:15 Tools | |
33348591 | Play | End of the World Reunion (w/Rocco Katastrophe and Strict Chem) | 03:54 Tools | |
33348692 | Play | Terror of the Bells | 04:00 Tools | |
33348592 | Play | Boys (w/kristybee!) | 03:57 Tools | |
33348648 | Play | (Bonus Message) | 01:50 Tools | |
33348593 | Play | Intervention (w/Dr. Awkward, Adam WarRock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, YTCracker, Coolzey and Nelson Lugo) | 05:29 Tools | |
72684117 | Play | Rawr | 03:54 Tools | |
72684118 | Play | Don't | 03:54 Tools | |
88078936 | Play | One Fall | 04:05 Tools | |
72684119 | Play | Do the Bruce Campbell (feat. Schäffer the Darklord & Zealous1) | 03:54 Tools | |
33348631 | Play | The Bender [Explicit] | 03:41 Tools | |
88078935 | Play | Yes (RoboRob remix) | 03:41 Tools | |
72684120 | Play | The City - DJ RoboRob Remix | 04:43 Tools | |
33348640 | Play | H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes) [Explicit] | 04:22 Tools | |
33348642 | Play | Arrival of the Fittest [Explicit] | 02:41 Tools | |
33348635 | Play | Psyched [Explicit] | 03:19 Tools | |
33348644 | Play | H-Mail | 04:22 Tools | |
33348629 | Play | A Very Bad Man [Explicit] | 03:36 Tools | |
33348651 | Play | Attack Of The Clonefuckers | 04:43 Tools | |
33348639 | Play | Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python) [Explicit] | 03:38 Tools | |
33348630 | Play | The Other Devil [Explicit] | 04:28 Tools | |
33348656 | Play | Goddamnit [Explicit] | 04:05 Tools | |
33348623 | Play | Intervention | 05:29 Tools | |
72684121 | Play | Do Sex (Double Ice Backfire Remix) | 00:45 Tools | |
33348667 | Play | Message From A Former Employer [Explicit] | 00:45 Tools | |
33348666 | Play | Club Destroyer (feat. Removal) [Explicit] | 03:24 Tools | |
33348660 | Play | Buckets Of Blood | 03:38 Tools | |
72684123 | Play | Goodbye, Cool World [Explicit] | 03:33 Tools | |
72684124 | Play | Giant Iron Snake (Untested Methods Remix) | 03:33 Tools | |
72684122 | Play | Boo! I'm a Ghost! (False Metal Remix) | 05:29 Tools | |
33348645 | Play | Pixilated Vixen [Explicit] | 03:33 Tools | |
72684125 | Play | The Opener (Crayondroids Remix) | 03:33 Tools | |
72684127 | Play | The City (Dj RoboRob Remix) | 03:33 Tools | |
72684126 | Play | Afraid of Everything (JH Sounds Remix) | 03:33 Tools | |
88078937 | Play | Pockets | 03:57 Tools | |
88078938 | Play | Mark and Beverly | 03:57 Tools | |
33348643 | Play | Visit From Mc Frontalot [Explicit] | 04:04 Tools | |
72684129 | Play | Intervention (Vince Vandal Remix) | 03:24 Tools | |
72684128 | Play | I Am Shaffer The Darklord | 03:33 Tools | |
33348633 | Play | Pixellated Vixen | 03:32 Tools | |
33348678 | Play | Monsters Of Rock | 03:48 Tools | |
33348682 | Play | Club Destroyer | 03:24 Tools | |
72684130 | Play | Nerdlust | 03:24 Tools | |
72684131 | Play | End of the World Reunion (Coolzey Remix) | 03:24 Tools | |
72684135 | Play | session part 6 (Afterbirth Monkey Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
33348624 | Play | Boys (with Kristybee) | 03:57 Tools | |
88078939 | Play | Skills to Pay the Bills | 03:57 Tools | |
72684133 | Play | Mice (Droopy Scruples Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684132 | Play | Thunder Thief | 03:57 Tools | |
72684146 | Play | Eeing | 03:57 Tools | |
72684136 | Play | session part 3 (Vos l'amis Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684134 | Play | session part 4 (Huttese Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684137 | Play | session part 5 (Black Box Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684143 | Play | session part 2 (A Naked Jew Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684144 | Play | session part 1 (Original Cast Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
88078942 | Play | Coffee | 03:36 Tools | |
72684138 | Play | Cat People (rough version) | 03:57 Tools | |
88078945 | Play | It's a Wonderful Death | 03:53 Tools | |
72684139 | Play | Boys (2 Mello Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
33348625 | Play | End of the World Reunion | 03:54 Tools | |
72684140 | Play | Tomgirl (Agent Rose Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684141 | Play | session part 7 (TMNT Redux) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684142 | Play | Nerdy Girls | 03:57 Tools | |
89841237 | Play | Monsters (Eli Grove Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684147 | Play | Empty (MAS Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
72684145 | Play | The Amender (Projekt Zero Remix) | 03:57 Tools | |
88078947 | Play | Clouds | 03:53 Tools | |
72684148 | Play | Dedicated | 03:57 Tools | |
72684149 | Play | Nerd Lussst | 03:57 Tools | |
33348636 | Play | End of the World Reunion (with Rocco Katastrophe and Strict Chem) | 03:54 Tools | |
72684150 | Play | Battlefront | 03:57 Tools | |
88078940 | Play | Boys | 04:15 Tools | |
33348627 | Play | The City (with Lisa2eyes) | 04:15 Tools | |
33348652 | Play | So What Do You Want? (Beastie Boys) | 03:43 Tools | |
89841238 | Play | Father | 03:43 Tools | |
89841239 | Play | I Hate People | 03:43 Tools | |
72684151 | Play | The AM Radio Skit | 03:43 Tools | |
88078943 | Play | Do Sex [Explicit] | 03:36 Tools | |
88078941 | Play | Boo! (I'm a Ghost!) [Explicit] | 03:36 Tools | |
72684152 | Play | The The Rappist | 03:43 Tools | |
33348626 | Play | Boo (I'm a Ghost) | 03:36 Tools | |
72684153 | Play | The The Way You Talk | 03:36 Tools | |
72684154 | Play | The The Tin Man | 03:36 Tools | |
33348641 | Play | Afraid of Everything (wBB Heart) | 03:53 Tools | |
88078944 | Play | Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey | 03:53 Tools | |
88078946 | Play | Rescue (feat. Broadway Brassy) | 03:53 Tools | |
89841240 | Play | In the Air Tonight | 03:53 Tools | |
33348695 | Play | Night of the Lving Christ | 03:30 Tools | |
89841241 | Play | session part 8 (This Band Redux) | 03:30 Tools | |
33348637 | Play | I am Schäffer The Darklord | 04:22 Tools | |
88078948 | Play | "The Rappist" (Full Version) | 04:22 Tools |
Schäffer the Darklord (or STD) is an entertainer from New York with an act comprised of rap songs and stand-up comedy. From his many years as a drummer in groups like SF-based noise metal behemoths Burmese, STD harvests material dealing with sex, drugs, and rock bands. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader...all rolled into a jaded rock and roll expatriate, covering topics from Jesus zombies to post-apocalyptic clone sex. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.