Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

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The System Administrator Song 03:12 Tools
Every OS Sucks 04:46 Tools
The White House Burned (The War of 1812) 00:00 Tools
The Toronto Song 03:12 Tools
Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Parents Off the Internet 00:00 Tools
Behind the Scenes at Microsoft 00:00 Tools
Better Than I Am 00:00 Tools
I Am Canadian 00:00 Tools
The Privacy Song 00:00 Tools
Drug Weather Report 00:00 Tools
The Asshole Song 00:00 Tools
A Finite Number of Monkeys 00:00 Tools
Mom's Coming to My House 00:00 Tools
The Sunscreen Marketing Board Presents 00:00 Tools
The "Proximity to God Index" 00:00 Tools
What Joe Saw on the Internet 00:00 Tools
How to Buy a Computer 00:00 Tools
Nunavut 00:00 Tools
Vader's Employee Evaluation 00:00 Tools
The Canada Song 00:00 Tools
Breaking Up With CPU 00:00 Tools
An Opinion on Abortion 00:00 Tools
Paul's Financial Report 00:00 Tools
Safe Bank! 03:22 Tools
A Dublin Lullaby 00:00 Tools
Canada's Loser Prime Ministers 00:00 Tools
A Canadian Date 00:00 Tools
British Saskatchalbertatoba 00:00 Tools
Home Stereotype Commercial 00:00 Tools
The University Song 00:00 Tools
Dot Com 1999 00:00 Tools
Jesus Was a Cowboy 00:00 Tools
Space Welcome Wagon 00:00 Tools
The Kyoto Accord Song 00:00 Tools
Two Dollar Whore 00:00 Tools
She Thinks You're Ugly 00:00 Tools
Political Diatribe #289534 00:00 Tools
The Alberta Anthem - Part 2 00:00 Tools
Piggy 00:00 Tools
The Alberta Anthem - Part 3 00:00 Tools
The Alberta Anthem - Part 1 00:00 Tools
The Wedding Song 00:00 Tools
Tundra Babe 00:00 Tools
We're an Alberta Band 00:00 Tools
CaveTech Super Stick Commercia 00:00 Tools
Six-Pack 00:00 Tools
The Plagiarism Skit 00:00 Tools
My Friend's Mom 00:00 Tools
Teen Pirate Radio Commercial 00:00 Tools
It's Jesus' Birthday 00:00 Tools
The "She's Gone to California" Blues 00:00 Tools
God, Part 1 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain ( 00:00 Tools
War of 1812 00:00 Tools
Peyote 00:00 Tools
Hey, Bush Twins! Move to Albe 00:00 Tools
The Alberta Anthem - Part 4 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 1 00:00 Tools
Toronto Sucks 00:00 Tools
Wilde of the West 00:00 Tools
The Little Tank That Could 00:00 Tools
The War of 1812 - Live in Seattle, 2003 00:00 Tools
If Santa Were My Lover - Part 00:00 Tools
An Ode To Higher Education 00:00 Tools
CaveTech Super Stick Commercial 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty 1 00:00 Tools
Girlfriend's Boyfriend 00:00 Tools
The Teardrops in My Eyes 00:00 Tools
Cavetech Infomercial 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty 3 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty 2 00:00 Tools
Ontario Sucks 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty 4 00:00 Tools
Ep 14: The U.S. Attacks on Canadians 00:00 Tools
University song 00:00 Tools
If Santa Were My Lover - Part 2 00:00 Tools
It's All Your Fault - Live 00:00 Tools
Ep 17: ipod vs brick wall 00:00 Tools
Ep 12: How To Buy A Computer 00:00 Tools
Ep 13: CTV Promo Story - Extra Bonus Podcast 00:00 Tools
Better Than I Am - Live in Yellowknife 00:00 Tools
If Santa Were My Lover - Part 1 00:00 Tools
AussieTank8 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty 00:00 Tools
Internet Help Desk 00:00 Tools
EP 05: Klein's Home Surgery Megastore 00:00 Tools
Safe Bank 00:00 Tools
Better THan I am good comp 00:00 Tools
Ep 09: Canada's Boring Election '06 - Part 4 00:00 Tools
The Toronto Song (Toronto Sucks) 00:00 Tools
Last Community Hall Dance 00:00 Tools
Just the Other Day 00:00 Tools
Ep 10: Canada's Boring Election '06 - Part 5 00:00 Tools
NMB2 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 1 00:00 Tools
Welcome To The Internet Help 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 3 00:00 Tools
EP 06: Canada's Boring Election '06 - Part 1 00:00 Tools
EP 04: Who Cries For the Pinata - Director's Cut Version 00:00 Tools
EP 07: Canada's Boring Election '06 - Part 2 00:00 Tools
Ep 08: Canada's Boring Election '06 - Part 3 00:00 Tools
The Mom Song 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frost#5 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(b) 00:00 Tools
Ep 15: Happy Valentine's Day, suckers 00:00 Tools
The White House Burned (The War of 1812) (Live in Seattle) 00:00 Tools
River 00:00 Tools
Proximity To God Index 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frost#3 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 4 00:00 Tools
Ep 11: Welcome To The Internet Helpdesk 00:00 Tools
EP 03: Brought to you by J'eau - Bottled Water 00:00 Tools
Alberta Band 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain (part 2) 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain (2) 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(a) 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frost#4 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frost#2 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - Part 2(c) 00:00 Tools
Ep 16: To Live and Die in Hell, eh -Pt. 1 00:00 Tools
EP 02: Oh River - Featuring Canadian Senator Tommy Banks 00:00 Tools
The System Admin Song 00:00 Tools
God - Part 1 00:00 Tools
The Bioware Christmas Party So 00:00 Tools
Toronto Song 00:00 Tools
The Bioware Christmas Party Song 00:00 Tools
EP 01: "It's Jesus's Birthday" live on Bulgarian ... 00:00 Tools
The Messiah 5- DNA Upgrade Song 00:00 Tools
War of 1812 (Burn the White House) 00:00 Tools
Moms Coming to My House 00:00 Tools
Internet Helpdesk 00:00 Tools
Hey, Bush Twins! Move to Alberta! 00:00 Tools
The "She's Gone To California To Find Herself" Blues 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 2a 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain Pt. 2 00:00 Tools
The Messiah 2-Bun in the Oven 00:00 Tools
System Administrator Song 00:00 Tools
Up All Night 00:00 Tools
the War of 1812 (live) 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 2b 00:00 Tools
The Messiah 3-Virgin Taunt 00:00 Tools
Better Than I Am - Live in Yel 00:00 Tools
The Kyoto Song 00:00 Tools
If I Were a Starship Captain (Part 1) 00:00 Tools
Forgive Us, We're Canadian 00:00 Tools
Fuck Eamon And Frankee 00:00 Tools
Superstick! 00:00 Tools
The Alberta Anthem- Part 2 00:00 Tools
Sunscreen 00:00 Tools
The Messiah 1-Opening 00:00 Tools
The Lost Scrolls of Frosty: Part 3 00:00 Tools
Forgive Us We're Canadian 00:00 Tools
Canada Sucks 00:00 Tools
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They may look like any three normal geeks... but when they fuse, Wes, Joe and Paul become THREE DEAD TROLLS IN A BAGGIE. Their unique combination of geek humor, innocent yet laugh-out-loud euphemisms and political spite make these three geniuses the ultimate comedy underdogs. Their work is mainly publicized and distributed via the Internet, or the "intarweb" as they like to call it. Their infamous skit, "Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk" has gained more press than any of their other sketches. Other popular songs include The Toronto Song and The White House Burned (The War of 1812), which are frequently misattributed to The Arrogant Worms. Although they encourage listeners to buy an album, most of their catalog is available for free download via their website: http://www.deadtroll.com Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.