Two and a Half Men

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Pilot 00:00 Tools
Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel (Pilot) 00:00 Tools
Der Sockengolf-Champion (Big Flappy Bastards) 00:00 Tools
War das Beethoven? (Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell) 00:00 Tools
Gib dir keine Mühe, Charlie (Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?) 00:00 Tools
Ich brauche Berta (If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap) 00:00 Tools
Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln (Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark) 00:00 Tools
Ich verstehe (If They Go Either Way, They Are Usually Fake) 00:00 Tools
Go Get Mommy's Bra 00:00 Tools
Wie die Büffel (Just Like Buffalo) 00:00 Tools
Der Mittwochs-Mann (The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump) 00:00 Tools
Jake had a threesome 00:00 Tools
Phase eins, erfolgreich (Phase One, Complete) 00:00 Tools
Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen (My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet) 00:00 Tools
Spüren Sie meinen Finger? (Can You Feel My Finger?) 00:00 Tools
Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht (An Old Flame With a New Wick) 00:00 Tools
Apologies for the Frivolity 00:00 Tools
Die Garderobenfrau (I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You) 00:00 Tools
Ich kümmere mich um Prudence (Camel Filters and Pheremones) 00:00 Tools
Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder (No Sniffing, No Wowing) 00:00 Tools
Hamburger und Mützen (Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats) 00:00 Tools
Der Truthahn und die Männlichkeit (Merry Thanksgiving) 00:00 Tools
Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Teil 2) [That Was Saliva, Alan] 00:00 Tools
Big Flappy Bastards 00:00 Tools
Bereit für die Großaufnahme (Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor) 00:00 Tools
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 00:00 Tools
Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show (Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful) 00:00 Tools
Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten (I Can't Afford Hyenas) 00:00 Tools
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 00:00 Tools
818-jklpuzo 00:00 Tools
Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Teil 1) [Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick] 00:00 Tools
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 00:00 Tools
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 00:00 Tools
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 00:00 Tools
Merry Thanksgiving 00:00 Tools
No Sniffing, No Wowing 00:00 Tools
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 00:00 Tools
I Can't Afford Hyenas 00:00 Tools
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 00:00 Tools
Oshikuru 00:00 Tools
Im Bett mit Angina (Sara Like Puny Alan) 00:00 Tools
An Old Flame With a New Wick 00:00 Tools
Weiche von mir, Mary Poppins (Back off, Mary Poppins) 00:00 Tools
Phase One, Complete 00:00 Tools
Just Like Buffalo 00:00 Tools
Banana cream pie 00:00 Tools
One of Charlie best scene 00:00 Tools
That Was Saliva, Alan 00:00 Tools
If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 00:00 Tools
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 00:00 Tools
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 00:00 Tools
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 00:00 Tools
Charlie Meets His Girlfriend's Hot Daughter 00:00 Tools
Camel Filters and Pheremones 00:00 Tools
Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 00:00 Tools
Whipped Unto the Third Generation 00:00 Tools
Mali-Buh (The Mooch At the Boo) 00:00 Tools
Give Me Your Thumb 00:00 Tools
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 00:00 Tools
I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You 00:00 Tools
Ist das meine Hose? (Enjoy Those Garlic Balls) 00:00 Tools
Riech mal am Schirmständer (Smell the Umbrella Stand) 00:00 Tools
Warning, It's Dirty 00:00 Tools
Maple Loops 00:00 Tools
For the Sake of the Child 00:00 Tools
Der Todestoast (A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise) 00:00 Tools
Eine Nase voll Alan (A Lungful of Alan) 00:00 Tools
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 00:00 Tools
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 00:00 Tools
A Bag Full of Jawea 00:00 Tools
That's not the kitchen 00:00 Tools
Sarah Like Puny Alan 00:00 Tools
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 00:00 Tools
Geh' von meinen Haaren runter - Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my Hair) 00:00 Tools
Pamela und Purzelchen (It Was "Mame", Mom) 00:00 Tools
Ich bin ein Schmetterling (A Bag Full of Jawea) 00:00 Tools
Der Busch bin ich (Last Chance to See Those Tattoos) 00:00 Tools
Working For Caligula 00:00 Tools
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 00:00 Tools
Back Off Mary Poppins 00:00 Tools
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 00:00 Tools
Does This Smell Like Butt to You? 00:00 Tools
Kein Truthahnhals für Oma (Those Big Pink Things With Coconut) 00:00 Tools
Untainted by Filth 00:00 Tools
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 00:00 Tools
Lass dir die Zitrone schmecken (Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!) 00:00 Tools
Taterhead Is Our Love Child 00:00 Tools
Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse (The Salmon Under My Sweater) 00:00 Tools
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 00:00 Tools
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 00:00 Tools
Save The Orphans 00:00 Tools
Der vergessene Sohn (Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?) 00:00 Tools
Ich kann gut mit Babys (Yes, Monsignor) 00:00 Tools
Haben wir eine Trittleiter? (Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers) 00:00 Tools
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 00:00 Tools
Can You Feel My Finger? 00:00 Tools
Crude and Uncalled For 00:00 Tools
Hi, Mr. Horned One 00:00 Tools
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 00:00 Tools
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 00:00 Tools
Ich wollte immer einen Nacktaffen (I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey) 00:00 Tools
Her mit Mamis BH (Go Get Mommy's Bra) 00:00 Tools
Yay, No Polyps! 00:00 Tools
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 00:00 Tools
A Pudding-filled cactus 00:00 Tools
Not In My Mouth 00:00 Tools
Sushi und Ketchup (Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab) 00:00 Tools
Mmm, fish. Yum. 00:00 Tools
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 00:00 Tools
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 00:00 Tools
The Devil's Lube 00:00 Tools
Der Genius des Bösen (Media Room Slash Dungeon) 00:00 Tools
Ziege bleibt Ziege (Large Birds, Spiders And Mom) 00:00 Tools
Es ist kein Frauenauto! (That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother) 00:00 Tools
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 00:00 Tools
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 00:00 Tools
Wo ist die Leiche, Sir? (A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On) 00:00 Tools
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 00:00 Tools
Damn You, Eggs Benedict 00:00 Tools
Oxofrmbl (818-jklpuzo) 00:00 Tools
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 00:00 Tools
Gumby With a Pokey 00:00 Tools
Das Wunschkind (Taterhead Is Our Love Child) 00:00 Tools
Eine Blondine mit Kaffee (City Of Great Racks) 00:00 Tools
Der böse Alan (The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance) 00:00 Tools
Thank God for Scoliosis 00:00 Tools
Young People Have Phlegm Too 00:00 Tools
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 00:00 Tools
City of Great Racks 00:00 Tools
David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie 00:00 Tools
I Think You Offended Don 00:00 Tools
Yes, Monsignor 00:00 Tools
Best H.O. Money Can Buy 00:00 Tools
A Jock Strap in Hell 00:00 Tools
Jake Flipped Off His Teacher 00:00 Tools
Yes,my child? 00:00 Tools
Entweihnachtet (Walnuts and Demerol) 00:00 Tools
Tinkle Like a Princess 00:00 Tools
Mein schönstes Wochenenderlebnis (Does This Smell Funny to You?) 00:00 Tools
Ich muss früh raus (Bad News from the Clinic?) 00:00 Tools
Vergiss den Techniker (Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts) 00:00 Tools
Ich bin eine Aztekenpriesterin (A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana) 00:00 Tools
Ergo, The Booty Call 00:00 Tools
Ixnay on the Oggie Day 00:00 Tools
Smell the Umbrella Stand 00:00 Tools
Walnuts And Demerol 00:00 Tools
My Damn Stalker 00:00 Tools
Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave 00:00 Tools
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 00:00 Tools
The Salmon Under My Sweater 00:00 Tools
Madame and Her Special Friend 00:00 Tools
The Two Finger Rule 00:00 Tools
I'd Like to Start With the Cat 00:00 Tools
Above Exalted Cyclops 00:00 Tools
Wer ist Wod Katitten? (Who Is This Vod Kanockers?) 00:00 Tools
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 00:00 Tools
Twanging Your Magic Clanger 00:00 Tools
Lasst die Hunde los! (Release the Dogs) 00:00 Tools
Superman und Dornröschen (Don't Worry Speed Racer) 00:00 Tools
Prostitutes and Gelato 00:00 Tools
Does This Smell Funny to You? 00:00 Tools
Nieren wachsen schneller nach (The Spit-Covered Cobbler) 00:00 Tools
We Called It Mr. Pinky 00:00 Tools
Aye, aye, Captain Douche 00:00 Tools
I Found Your Moustache 00:00 Tools
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 00:00 Tools
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 00:00 Tools
Smooth as a Ken Doll 00:00 Tools
The Mooch At The Boo 00:00 Tools
A Lungful of Alan 00:00 Tools
It's Always Nazi Week 00:00 Tools
I Merely Slept With A Commie 00:00 Tools
Bad News from the Clinic? 00:00 Tools
The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress 00:00 Tools
Jake's Behavior 00:00 Tools
A Good Time In Central Africa 00:00 Tools
Ich hätte einen Affen nehmen sollen (Pie Hole, Herb) 00:00 Tools
Leck nicht an deiner Zahnbürste (Kissing Abe Lincoln) 00:00 Tools
Wie Haare an feuchter Seife (Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head) 00:00 Tools
Nadeln in den Ohren (My Damn Stalker) 00:00 Tools
Release the Dogs 00:00 Tools
Baseball Was Better With Steroids 00:00 Tools
The Flavin' and the Mavin' 00:00 Tools
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 00:00 Tools
Santa's Village of the Damned 00:00 Tools
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 00:00 Tools
Pinocchio's Mouth 00:00 Tools
Furzwitze, Torte und Celeste (Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste) 00:00 Tools
Flipper-Flabber-Schlabber (Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo) 00:00 Tools
Ich arbeite für Caligula (Working for Caligula) 00:00 Tools
Wie im Hamsterkäfig (Always a Bridemaid, Never a Burro) 00:00 Tools
Plötzlich ein greller Blitz (Baseball Was Better With Steroids) 00:00 Tools
Alan ist anders (Castrating Sheep In Montana) 00:00 Tools
Die See ist eine harte Mutter (The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress) 00:00 Tools
Was ist ein Quickie? (Ergo, the Booty Call) 00:00 Tools
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 00:00 Tools
That Special Tug 00:00 Tools
This is Not Gonna End Well 00:00 Tools
Castrating Sheep in Montana 00:00 Tools
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 00:00 Tools
Humiliation is a Visual Medium 00:00 Tools
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? 00:00 Tools
Die üblichen Nebenwirkungen (Putting Swim Fins On a Cat) 00:00 Tools
Ein guter Schläfer (A Live Woman of Proven Fertility) 00:00 Tools
Die frenetische Detektivin (It Never Rains In Hooterville) 00:00 Tools
Der Frauendieb (Kinda Like Necrophilia) 00:00 Tools
Meine Nichte sitzt im Knast (Golly Moses, She's a Muffin) 00:00 Tools
Auch junge Menschen sind mal verschleimt (Young People Have Phlegm Too) 00:00 Tools
Die tote Oma im Whirlpool (Carpet Burns and a bite Mark) 00:00 Tools
Schwul ist cool (Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous) 00:00 Tools
Selbsterniedrigung ist ein visuelles Medium (Humiliation Is a Visual Medium) 00:00 Tools
Etwas Salziges mit Biss (Something Salted and Twisted) 00:00 Tools
Der alte Alan (Corey's Been Dead for an Hour) 00:00 Tools
Wo ist der blöde Hund? (A Pot-Smokin' Monkey) 00:00 Tools
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 00:00 Tools
Ich kann Ihren Skrupel sehen (Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop) 00:00 Tools
Lookin' for Japanese Subs 00:00 Tools
My Tongue is Meat 00:00 Tools
Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head 00:00 Tools
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 00:00 Tools
Pie Hole, Herb 00:00 Tools
Schweinchen Glück (Mr. McGlue's Feedback) 00:00 Tools
Who's Vod Kanockers 00:00 Tools
Springtime on a Stick 00:00 Tools
Behind the scenes 00:00 Tools
Rührei (Damn You, Eggs Benedict) 00:00 Tools
Judiths Haus der Verdammten (Smooth As a Ken Doll) 00:00 Tools
Tausche Rezept gegen Mutter (I Merely Slept With a Commie) 00:00 Tools
Liebe ist geisteskrank (Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded) 00:00 Tools
Kinda Like Necrophilia 00:00 Tools
Unmusikalisch und arrogant (And the Plot Moistens) 00:00 Tools
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 00:00 Tools
Ein Witz mit Urknall (Madame and Her Special Friend) 00:00 Tools
Potpourri und Pfefferspray (Meander To Your Dander) 00:00 Tools
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’ 00:00 Tools
Arguments for the Quickie 00:00 Tools
A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 00:00 Tools
My Son's Enormous Head 00:00 Tools
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 00:00 Tools
Man fängt nie mit Blähungen an (That's Summer Sausage, not Salami) 00:00 Tools
Donuts im Stau (Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover) 00:00 Tools
The foursome 00:00 Tools
Eng ist gut (Tight's Good) 00:00 Tools
kandi it's weird to have slept with brother's 00:00 Tools
Vergiss Fernando (Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin') 00:00 Tools
Ich mach bei Hochzeiten immer das Gleiche (Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot) 00:00 Tools
Ein gewisses Ziehen (That Special Tug) 00:00 Tools
Schuld und Sühne (A Jock Strap In Hell) 00:00 Tools
The Crazy Bitch Gazette 00:00 Tools
Der Jingle-Mufti (The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer) 00:00 Tools
People Who Love Peepholes 00:00 Tools
Die Schale des Anstoßes (Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room) 00:00 Tools
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 00:00 Tools
Ein Mann braucht höhere Ziele (Just Once With Aunt Sophie) 00:00 Tools
Mr. Pinky und Mr. Pipi (We Called It Mr. Pinky) 00:00 Tools
I Called Him Magoo 00:00 Tools
Something Salty and Twisted 00:00 Tools
It Never Rains In Hooterville 00:00 Tools
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 00:00 Tools
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle 00:00 Tools
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 00:00 Tools
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 00:00 Tools
The Spit-Covered Cobbler 00:00 Tools
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 00:00 Tools
Staring at Judith's Boobs 00:00 Tools
Meander To Your Dander 00:00 Tools
Meine Zunge ist aus Fleisch (My Tongue Is Meat) 00:00 Tools
Ich will tanzen (That Voodoo That I Do) 00:00 Tools
Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs 00:00 Tools
Der Bauchredner (Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth) 00:00 Tools
Ödipus (Apologies for the Frivolity) 00:00 Tools
Ich verstehe 00:00 Tools
And the Plot Moistens 00:00 Tools
That Darn Priest 00:00 Tools
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 00:00 Tools
Der kleine Furzmeister (For the Sake of the Child) 00:00 Tools
Die reine Unbeschmutztheit (Untainted by Filth) 00:00 Tools
Knall diese Schlampe 00:00 Tools
Sie können jederzeit rein (Thank God for Scoliosis) 00:00 Tools
It's a Bad Idea 00:00 Tools
Oh Gehörnter! (Hi, Mr. Horned One) 00:00 Tools
Lydia 00:00 Tools
Wer liebt die Kinder? (Is There a Mrs Waffles?) 00:00 Tools
Der Trauerarbeiter (Rough Night In Hump Junction) 00:00 Tools
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 00:00 Tools
Big Girls Don't Throw Food 00:00 Tools
The Soil is Moist 00:00 Tools
Fragen Sie einfach mich (Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs) 00:00 Tools
Ohne Mücken kein Beglücken (Winky-Dink Time) 00:00 Tools
Nine Magic Fingers 00:00 Tools
Santas Dorf der Verdammten (Santa's Village of the Damned) 00:00 Tools
Die Elefantenpille (A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh) 00:00 Tools
Kissing Abe Lincoln 00:00 Tools
Waiting for the Right Snapper 00:00 Tools
Winky-Dink Time 00:00 Tools
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 00:00 Tools
It Was 'Mame', Mom 00:00 Tools
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth 00:00 Tools
Die haarähnliche Substanz (Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair) 00:00 Tools
How smart do you have to be to have sex ? 00:00 Tools
Epic Discussion - Jake's first boy-girl party 00:00 Tools
Fangen wir mit der Katze an (I'd Like To Start With The Cat) 00:00 Tools
Der Herr im Haus (It's Always Nazi Week) 00:00 Tools
Knall und Fall (The Flavin' and the Mavin') 00:00 Tools
Media Room Slash Dungeon 00:00 Tools
Zwei Hochzeiten und ein Lachanfall (That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite) 00:00 Tools
Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 00:00 Tools
Hm, Fisch, den fress ich (Mmm, fish. Yum.) 00:00 Tools
Stark und durchsetzungsfähig (Whipped Unto the Third Generation) 00:00 Tools
Sabber, lechz, schmacht (Gorp. Fnark.Schmegle.) 00:00 Tools
Hundeentwurmer, Pferdebesamer (Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator) 00:00 Tools
Don't Worry Speed Racer 00:00 Tools
Dead From the Waist Down 00:00 Tools
Boobra's Mom 00:00 Tools
Alles einsteigen (Best H.O. Money Can Buy) 00:00 Tools
Das wird kein gutes Ende nehmen (This Is Not Gonna End Well) 00:00 Tools
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 00:00 Tools
Fish in a Drawer 00:00 Tools
Säen und Ernten (The Soil Is Moist) 00:00 Tools
Richterin des Jahres (Help Daddy Find His Toenail) 00:00 Tools
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 00:00 Tools
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 00:00 Tools
Alan Cousteau (Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau) 00:00 Tools
Ich brauche Berta 00:00 Tools
Die Samenspende (Arguments for the Quickie) 00:00 Tools
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 00:00 Tools
Katzenklo (Sir Lancelot's Litter Box) 00:00 Tools
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 00:00 Tools
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' 00:00 Tools
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 00:00 Tools
Theme 00:00 Tools
Brustfrust (Give Me Your Thumb) 00:00 Tools
Divide and Conquer 00:00 Tools
Who Is This Vod Kanockers? 00:00 Tools
S06E05 - Miss Pasternak 00:00 Tools
Ein Sarg ist keine Sonnenbank (The Devil's Lube) 00:00 Tools
Jingle Bell Rock 00:00 Tools
Der Sockengolf-Champion 00:00 Tools
Der vergessene Sohn 00:00 Tools
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 00:00 Tools
Teddy ist unser Daddy (Prostitutes and Gelato) 00:00 Tools
Pinocchios Mund (Pinocchio's Mouth) 00:00 Tools
If My Hole Could Talk 00:00 Tools
That Voodoo That I Do 00:00 Tools
Help Daddy Find His Toenail 00:00 Tools
Eng ist gut 00:00 Tools
A Pot Smoking Monkey 00:00 Tools
Alan's revenge 00:00 Tools
Die Standuhr (Gumby With A Pokey) 00:00 Tools
Die Zwei-Finger-Regel (The Two Finger Rule) 00:00 Tools
Ponies und Einhörner (I Think You Offended Don) 00:00 Tools
Alan's Final Alimony Cheque 00:00 Tools
Russell the best pharmacist in the world 00:00 Tools
Eine Leiche zur Hochzeit (Fish In a Drawer) 00:00 Tools
Alan & Rose's Blind Date 00:00 Tools
Der Herr der Ringe (The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?) 00:00 Tools
Der Schwachkopf kriegt ein Auto (He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited) 00:00 Tools
Potpourri und Pfefferspray 00:00 Tools
Alt, inkontinent und ungeliebt (If My Hole Could Talk) 00:00 Tools
Im Bett Mit Angina 00:00 Tools
Is There A Mrs. Waffles? 00:00 Tools
A Pot-Smokin' Monkey 00:00 Tools
Just Once With Aunt Sophie 00:00 Tools
Ich wollte immer einen Nacktaffen 00:00 Tools
Donuts Im Stau 00:00 Tools
She'd Still Be Dead At Halftime 00:00 Tools
Sara Like Puny Alan 00:00 Tools
Bad Mouthing Judith 00:00 Tools
Two And A Half Men 00:00 Tools
Charlies Engel (Aye, Aye, Captain Douche) 00:00 Tools
Der Familien-Rottweiler (Crude And Uncalled For) 00:00 Tools
Señor Charlie 00:00 Tools
Jakes klingelton 00:00 Tools
Jake's attitude 00:00 Tools
Hopp, auf den Tisch (Ixnay On the Oggie Day) 00:00 Tools
Der Schwellkopf meines Sohnes (My Son's Enormous Head) 00:00 Tools
Rough Night In Hump Junction 00:00 Tools
I waxed your car 00:00 Tools
I mean I love her and everything... 00:00 Tools
Superdad (Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave) 00:00 Tools
Wohin mit Wanda? (She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime) 00:00 Tools
Eine klebrige Beziehung (Above Exalted Cyclops) 00:00 Tools
Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel 00:00 Tools
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 00:00 Tools
Sushi und Ketchup 00:00 Tools
That's Why They Call It Ball Room 00:00 Tools
Vergiss den Techniker 00:00 Tools
Eiertanz (That's Why They Call It "Ball Room") 00:00 Tools
Who Cut The Cheese 00:00 Tools
Keine Polypen (Yay, No Polyps!) 00:00 Tools
How Much Is a Hooker? 00:00 Tools
Berta's Bitches 00:00 Tools
Season 11 Best of 00:00 Tools
Ich hab deinen Schnurrbart gefunden (I Found Your Moustache) 00:00 Tools
Die Mutterfigur (Waiting for the Right Snapper) 00:00 Tools
Tubensahne (Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud) 00:00 Tools
Das Wunschkind 00:00 Tools
War das Beethoven? 00:00 Tools
Knall und Fall 00:00 Tools
Der Mittwochs-Mann 00:00 Tools
Intro 00:00 Tools
Der Herr im Haus 00:00 Tools
Pamela und Purzelchen 00:00 Tools
Ich kann ihren Skrupel sehen 00:00 Tools
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 00:00 Tools
Ziege bleibt Ziege 00:00 Tools
Liebe ist geisteskrank 00:00 Tools
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! 00:00 Tools
Camel Filters + Pheromones 00:00 Tools
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 00:00 Tools
Two and a Half Men Theme 00:00 Tools
Judiths Haus der Verdammten 00:00 Tools
Fest der Liebe (Warning, It's Dirty) 00:00 Tools
Austern mit Erdbeeren (I Called Him Magoo) 00:00 Tools
Der Kirchenbesuch (Tinkle Like a Princess) 00:00 Tools
Cupcake metaphor sub 00:00 Tools
One False Move, Zimbabwe! 00:00 Tools
Ein pedantischer, selbstgefälliger Musterknabe (David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie) 00:00 Tools
Alan the Gay Wedding Planner 00:00 Tools
Eine Blondine mit Kaffee 00:00 Tools
Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show 00:00 Tools
Ich mach bei Hochzeiten immer das Gleiche 00:00 Tools
Lass dir die Zitrone schmecken 00:00 Tools
Der Todestoast 00:00 Tools
Fragen Sie einfach mich 00:00 Tools
Ich arbeite für Caligula 00:00 Tools
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 00:00 Tools
That Voodoo That I Do Do 00:00 Tools
Der Frauendieb 00:00 Tools
Richterin des Jahres 00:00 Tools
Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse 00:00 Tools
Schuld und Sühne 00:00 Tools
Ich bin eine Aztekenpriesterin 00:00 Tools
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room 00:00 Tools
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 00:00 Tools
It Was Mame, Mom 00:00 Tools
Alan testing a new medication 00:00 Tools
Gekühlte Schmetterlinge (Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty) 00:00 Tools
Was ist ein Quickie? 00:00 Tools
Jake Got Drunk 00:00 Tools
Weiche von mir, Mary Poppins 00:00 Tools
Der Busch bin ich 00:00 Tools
Ein Witz mit Urknall 00:00 Tools
Superman und Dornröschen 00:00 Tools
Was haben frauen was männer ni 00:00 Tools
Ich muss früh raus 00:00 Tools
Ich will tanzen 00:00 Tools
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 00:00 Tools
Ein Sarg ist keine Sonnenbank 00:00 Tools
Pinocchios Mund 00:00 Tools
Der Jingle-Mufti 00:00 Tools
Fragen sie ihren Bruder 00:00 Tools
Ich bin ein Schmetterling 00:00 Tools
Die üblichen Nebenwirkungen 00:00 Tools
Ich Kann Im Dunkeln Pinkeln 00:00 Tools
Wie im Hamsterkäfig 00:00 Tools
Mali-Buh 00:00 Tools
Ich Hätte Einen Affen Nehmen Sollen 00:00 Tools
Nutten, Nutten, Nutten (Hookers, Hookers, Hookers) 00:00 Tools
Entweihnacht 00:00 Tools
A Lovely Landing Strip 00:00 Tools
Etwas Salziges mit Biss 00:00 Tools
Frodo's Headshots 00:00 Tools
Gekühlte Schmetterlinge 00:00 Tools
Santas Dorf der Verdammten 00:00 Tools
Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau 00:00 Tools
Ponys und Einhörner 00:00 Tools
A Possum on Chemo 00:00 Tools
Her mit Mamis BH 00:00 Tools
The Squat and Hover 00:00 Tools
Riech mal am Schirmständer 00:00 Tools
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise 00:00 Tools
Knall die Schlampe 00:00 Tools
Jakes klingelton ( Knall die Schlampe) 00:00 Tools
Ein pedantischer, selbstgefälliger Musterknabe 00:00 Tools
Jewish Alan Harper on JDate 00:00 Tools
And they're all named Charlie 00:00 Tools
Feuer und Flamme (A Pudding-Filled Cactus) 00:00 Tools
Eine Flasche Wein und ein Presslufthammer (A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer) 00:00 Tools
Fangen wir mit der Katze an 00:00 Tools
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 00:00 Tools
S08E09 VOSTFR 00:00 Tools
Alan's Therapy: Charlie as Judith 00:00 Tools
Really, you think so? 00:00 Tools
All intros 00:00 Tools
Holy Mother of God 00:00 Tools
Rührei 00:00 Tools
Alan ist anders 00:00 Tools
Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht 00:00 Tools
Alles einsteigen 00:00 Tools
Chocolate diddlers 00:00 Tools
Nieren wachsen schneller nach 00:00 Tools
Mr. Pinky und Mr. Pipi 00:00 Tools
Oberflächlich, eitel und seicht (Twanging Your Magic Clanger) 00:00 Tools
Sie Können Jederzeit Rein 00:00 Tools
Nadeln in den Ohren 00:00 Tools
Unmusikalisch und arrogant 00:00 Tools
Der Schwachkopf kriegt ein Auto 00:00 Tools
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys 00:00 Tools
Ohne Mücken kein beglücken 00:00 Tools
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 00:00 Tools
I Scream When I Pee 00:00 Tools
Die Elefantenpille 00:00 Tools
Ein Mann braucht höhere Ziele 00:00 Tools
Ich kann gut mit Babys 00:00 Tools
Meine Zunge ist aus Fleisch 00:00 Tools
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 00:00 Tools
Meine Nichte sitzt im Knast 00:00 Tools
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 00:00 Tools
Thanks for the Intercourse 00:00 Tools
Gib dir keine Mühe, Charlie 00:00 Tools
Ist das meine Hose? 00:00 Tools
Mein schönstes Wochenenderlebnis 00:00 Tools
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 00:00 Tools
Bad News From The Clinic 00:00 Tools
Knall diese Schlampe die ganze Nacht 00:00 Tools
Charlie Harper Sucks Website 00:00 Tools
Ugly Butterscotch Bowl Story 00:00 Tools
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 00:00 Tools
When You Dead 00:00 Tools
Bloopers (Season 1-3) 00:00 Tools
Charlie & Alan as Gay Couple 00:00 Tools
Säen und Ernten 00:00 Tools
Porsché 00:00 Tools
Schweinchen Glück 00:00 Tools
Die Zwei-Finger-Regel 00:00 Tools
Wie Haare an feuchter Seife 00:00 Tools
Allein, inkontinent und ungeliebt 00:00 Tools
Kein Truthahnhals für Oma 00:00 Tools
Alan Cousteau 00:00 Tools
Die Garderobenfrau 00:00 Tools
Tight's Good 00:00 Tools
Die Mumie schlägt zurück (The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel) 00:00 Tools
Der Trauerarbeiter 00:00 Tools
Flibber-Flabber-Schlabber 00:00 Tools
Ödipus 00:00 Tools
Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen 00:00 Tools
Der alte Alan 00:00 Tools
Schwul ist cool 00:00 Tools
Die Mutterfigur 00:00 Tools
Wer ist Wod Katitten? 00:00 Tools
Der böse Alan 00:00 Tools
Don't worry, Speed Racer 00:00 Tools
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 00:00 Tools
Something My Gynecologist Said 00:00 Tools
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) 00:00 Tools
The War Against Gingivitis 00:00 Tools
Something Salted and Twisted 00:00 Tools
Phase Eins, Erfolgreich 00:00 Tools
Alan's Spray-On Hair 00:00 Tools
I just don't think he knows what's funny 00:00 Tools
Call the guy 00:00 Tools
Alan Wins 500,000 Dollars 00:00 Tools
Best Bloopers 00:00 Tools
War das Beethoven 00:00 Tools
S06E05 00:00 Tools
Leck Nicht an Deiner Haarbürste 00:00 Tools
Der Herr der Ringe 00:00 Tools
Jakes party 00:00 Tools
Kissing Abraham Lincoln 00:00 Tools
Our Leather Gear Is In the Guest Room 00:00 Tools
Eine Nase voll Alan 00:00 Tools
Die frenetische Detektivin 00:00 Tools
Die Samenspende 00:00 Tools
Zwei Hochzeiten und ein Lachanfall 00:00 Tools
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam 00:00 Tools
Ferrets, attack! 00:00 Tools
Wie die Büffel 00:00 Tools
Auch junge Menschen sind mal verschleimt 00:00 Tools
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 00:00 Tools
Man fängt nie mit Blähungen an 00:00 Tools
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 00:00 Tools
Vergiss Fernando 00:00 Tools
Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten 00:00 Tools
Teddy ist unser Daddy 00:00 Tools
Theme Song (Intro) 00:00 Tools
Oh Gehörnter! 00:00 Tools
The Straw In My Donut Hole 00:00 Tools
Die tote Oma im Whirlpool 00:00 Tools
Hamburger und Mützen 00:00 Tools
A Good Unpacking 00:00 Tools
Tausche Rezept gegen Mutter 00:00 Tools
Eine klebrige Beziehung 00:00 Tools
Avoid the Chinese Mustard 00:00 Tools
Give Santa a Tail-hole 00:00 Tools
One Nut Johnson 00:00 Tools
Ich Kümmere Mich Um Prudence 00:00 Tools
A Big Bag of Dog 00:00 Tools
Ein gewisses Ziehen 00:00 Tools
Eine Leiche zur Hochzeit 00:00 Tools
Haben wir eine Trittleiter 00:00 Tools
Der Schwellkopf meines Sohnes 00:00 Tools
Can You Feel My Finger 00:00 Tools
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Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper Jon Cryer as Alan Harper Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell as Berta Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle as Judith Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.