Dan Cummins

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Tooth Gremlin 04:40 Tools
Peanut Butter Is the Answer 04:50 Tools
Greeting Cards & Garden Gnomes 04:33 Tools
Slapstick Buffets 00:30 Tools
Chocolate Squirrelador 02:20 Tools
Elevator Game and More 00:30 Tools
Jesus, Idaho and Misunderstandings 00:30 Tools
Dead 03:58 Tools
$100,000 Cake 03:20 Tools
Super Bears 04:15 Tools
Revenge Is Near 00:30 Tools
Picasso of Lies 05:59 Tools
Sasquatch Expert Serial Killer 00:30 Tools
Scientology 00:30 Tools
Pinkie Thumbs 05:28 Tools
Establish the Alpha Male 04:50 Tools
Power Slide 04:16 Tools
Personal Hygiene 05:49 Tools
"Kyler" & "Monroe" 05:49 Tools
Jiggle Once and Wait 02:49 Tools
Plans for America 00:30 Tools
Smoothie Assault 04:50 Tools
Bad Cobra 00:30 Tools
Unnecessary Vengeance 04:38 Tools
Good Morning, Captain 02:08 Tools
Horrible Thoughts 04:13 Tools
Homeschooler 00:30 Tools
Hipsters 02:07 Tools
Babies, Ponies and Canyons 04:38 Tools
Cash Only 03:50 Tools
Pipe Guy 02:43 Tools
I Call Ribs 00:30 Tools
Hear This! 04:19 Tools
The Government 02:27 Tools
Impossible Violence 03:30 Tools
Here Come The Spoons 06:07 Tools
For Real 06:15 Tools
Slow Stroke 08:18 Tools
Kicking Kids 03:14 Tools
Greeting Cards 03:30 Tools
150% Creepy [Clowns] 03:59 Tools
World's Greatest Unicyclist 03:30 Tools
Trash Can Preacher 03:30 Tools
Mr. Magic Sticks 03:30 Tools
Chinese Affection 03:30 Tools
The Department of Caffeinated Beverage Distribution 05:03 Tools
Six Flags 05:03 Tools
You Get the Right Half 05:03 Tools
Hard Candy and Formaldehyde 57:10 Tools
Devil 04:32 Tools
150% Creepy (Clowns) 03:58 Tools
The Dark Passenger 03:43 Tools
Rapture 04:47 Tools
Ironclad 05:03 Tools
Resurrection 05:06 Tools
Dead Squirrel Puppets 06:19 Tools
Jury Duty 06:19 Tools
Entitled Monsters 07:00 Tools
Open My Eyes 06:13 Tools
Don't Wake the Bear 06:19 Tools
Whiskey! Laudanum! Saw! 06:19 Tools
60 Watts Won't Stop a Monster 07:00 Tools
Love At The End Of The World 06:13 Tools
Effective Listening 06:19 Tools
Smart Kids 06:19 Tools
Permission to Swear 05:05 Tools
Maybe I'm the Problem 07:00 Tools
Mandatory Sterilization 07:00 Tools
Disposables 07:00 Tools
The Voicemail 06:19 Tools
I Know 04:48 Tools
The Binky Queen 02:15 Tools
She Chose to Lead with Her Face 01:57 Tools
Tiny Step Dad 07:00 Tools
Chuck E. Terror 07:00 Tools
Crafting Kids 07:00 Tools
I Give Up 07:00 Tools
She's Just Like Her Mom 07:00 Tools
Darkness 05:32 Tools
One Pube 07:00 Tools
Three Rabbits Meet the Real World 10:00 Tools
Babies, Ponies, And Canyons 04:38 Tools
I'll Show You One Photo 07:00 Tools
Feeling 05:21 Tools
For All Time 10:00 Tools
Jesus, Idaho, And Misunderstandings 02:15 Tools
Can't Wait To Meet You 05:05 Tools
Dan Cummins part 2 07:04 Tools
Dan Cummins part 1 07:00 Tools
Vegas, Acid and Enya - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 07:00 Tools
Crazy With a Capital F 57:10 Tools
Unknown 06:19 Tools
Jesus, Idaho And Misunderstandings (Album Version) 02:15 Tools
Slapstick Buffets (Album Version) 01:57 Tools
I Call Ribs (Album Version) 01:48 Tools
Home Schooler 03:20 Tools
Bad Cobra (Album Version) 03:08 Tools
150% Creepy (Clowns) [Album Version] 03:58 Tools
Tempest 04:38 Tools
Chocolate Squirrelador (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:20 Tools
Elevator Game And More (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:01 Tools
$100,000 Cake (Album Version) [Explicit] 03:20 Tools
Good Morning Captain (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:08 Tools
Babies, Ponies And Canyons (Album Version) [Explicit] 04:38 Tools
Homeschooler (Album Version) [Explicit] 03:20 Tools
Hypomania 02:49 Tools
Sasquatch Expert Serial Killer (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:45 Tools
Scientology (Album Version) [Explicit] 03:05 Tools
Jiggle Once And Wait (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
Eye on Me 02:49 Tools
Revenge Is Near (Album Version) [Explicit] 02:29 Tools
Plans For America (Album Version) [Explicit] 04:38 Tools
Revolution 02:49 Tools
Live At Gotham: Dan Cummins 02:49 Tools
Hyperventilate 02:49 Tools
Step Back 02:49 Tools
Sasquatch Expert Serial Killer (Album Version) 02:45 Tools
Elevator Game And More (Album Version) 02:01 Tools
Revenge Is Near (Album Version) 02:29 Tools
Chocolate Squirrelador (Album Version) 02:20 Tools
Broken 02:49 Tools
Good Morning Captain (Album Version) 02:08 Tools
Plans For America (Album Version) 04:38 Tools
Scientology (Album Version) 03:05 Tools
Homeschooler (Album Version) 03:20 Tools
$100,000 Cake (Album Version) 03:20 Tools
Babies, Ponies And Canyons (Album Version) 04:38 Tools
Jiggle Once And Wait (Album Version) 02:49 Tools
Stardust 02:27 Tools
Pendulum 02:49 Tools
Remnants 02:49 Tools
The Weak End 02:27 Tools
Triage 02:27 Tools
Sasquatch 02:49 Tools
carinsurance 02:49 Tools
Cash Only [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
Slow Stroke [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
Pipe Guy [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
The Government [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Hipsters [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Smoothie Assault [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Dead [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Here Come The Spoons [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Pinkie Thumbs [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
Arrival 02:27 Tools
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Dan Cummins (b. May 17, 1977) is a professional stand-up comedian. His first comedy album, Revenge is Near, distributed by Warner Brothers, was ranked as one of the top 10 comedy CDs of 2009 by Punchline Magazine. His first hour-long special for Comedy Central, titled Crazy With A Capital F, premiered May 29, 2010. It should also be noted that all of Dan Cummins' tracks on Last.fm are not comedy or stand-up but some ambient music that, while relaxing, is not in the least bit funny. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.